bad-intent10ns:

whenever the sky is pretty, I think of you. 

you run my mind. 

bpdvarric:

@ anybody trying to give me verbal instructions

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mattdillon:

hannahxkeanu:

AU: International pop sensation Hannah Montana and critically acclaimed actor Keanu Reeves are Hollywood’s hottest couple. The two have recently become engaged and on the night of Keanu’s first Oscar win, Hannah suffers a terrible accident whilst performing at her sold out show at Madison Square Garden. Hannah is rushed to hospital but there is nothing the doctors can do to save her life. Keanu is devastated and left with no option other than to terminate her life support.

Made by @/johnswicks on Twitter

shes on life support for smashed ankles

kunaigirl:

guayabaprince:

Gay culture is speedrunning through the stages of friendship because we’re so fucking starved for gay friends.

“Gay culture is speedrunning through the stages of friendship because we’re so fucking starved for gay friends.“ 

HOT DANG SOMEONE PUT IT INTO WORDS 

rowdyravens:

rowdyravens:

Yeah, you could say I’m a gamer

this is by far the worst comment on this post 

maunderfiend:

meinewortesindwundershon:

maunderfiend:

Can I offer you a bird in these trying times

what a beautiful mourning dove 😍 is it your pet? does it have a mate???

i went outside and picked it up off a branch

ghostquartets:

being a broadway performer must be pretty crazy bc ur mostly low profile except for to one horrifying brand of teenager who happens to be obsessed with you

commietwink:

the whole group chat when i say a word